Don't drink drugs!

S (8 y/o): Why people tell other people to drive safely?

Me: It's a nice thing to say, and Mammy's about to start a long drive.

S: So it's a nice thing to say, like how you tell people going to the toilet to not fall in?

Me: I think that's just something I say. Maybe don't say that to too many people.

S: And it's like how we tell people going to a party, "Don't drink drugs!"

Me: ???

This led to a conversation where she considered that maybe it's okay to eat drugs at a party, but definitely not drink them. I'm not sure what she and her 8-year old friends are getting up to at parties, but I'll be watching her carefully ;-P