Christmas Orange

While making school lunch in the morning, and clearly considering the financial position of the school...

C (10 y/o): I want a Christmas orange. In Norway, oranges are very traditional at Christmas.

Me: Are they? They are very delicious.

C: Yes. In Norway, everyone at school gets an orange at Christmas... if the schools have budget.

Santa Claus not watching all the time

 S (7 y/o): I know that Santa is not watching me all the time?

Me: ???

S: Because he brought me loads of presents last year...

Can't argue with that logic...