Me (discussing pre-Easter holiday food shopping needs): Have we decided what we need to buy at the shops?
C (13 y/o): Ice-cream!
D (15 y/o): Yes - we need the tub with the three coloured ice-cream.
S: (9 y/o): Sometimes you can get it in only two colours.
S (9 y/o): I almost always announce when I fart. Even when I'm at home. I'm not going to lie about it.
C (12 y/o, shouted without context at the kitchen table): "Don't explode my chickens! I need them!"
I think it's something to do with Minecraft, possibly?!?
C (10 y/o): Go away and learn grammar!
Shouted to rebut some ludicrous and factually inaccurate aspersions his younger sister was attempting to cast in his direction. Solid come-back, boy-child ;-p
