Covering all possibilities...

We're discussing sleep and dreams at the dinner table...

C [9 y/o] : There was this one time in real life, or maybe in a dream, when I was...{remainder of statement drowned out by various laughter around the table.} 

English and Normal

A discussion is ongoing about what languages we speak:

S [6 y/o]: I speak English, and Normal!

I assume she means "Norwegian" but it's quite hard to tell.

Hairstyles

You just can't get away with saying anything in this house...

Wife: "What do you think of my hairstyle? [6 y/o] said it's lovely."

6 y/o (trailing in behind my wife): "No! I said, 'What did you even do to it?!?'"

Dance-off

Having children is #7...

...being thankful that your six year old demonstrates in the privacy of our own home, that to her, a dance-off means that you should take your clothes off while dancing.

We still cannot explain why she was wearing multiple sets of underwear...