Thursday 30 April 2015

slime

Having children is #1

Having children is not knowing whether the slime on the bathroom tap you've just touched is toothpaste or yoghurt... or something else.

Saturday 25 April 2015

Exercise Bike

C (4 y/o) is standing on the exercise bike trying to integrate a large clothes hanger into the handlebars, possibly. I'm not really sure, so I ask...

Daddy: What are you doing?
C: Exercise bike!!!!
Daddy: Random nouns are not great answers. What are you doing?
C: [deliberately drops large clothes hanger on the ground]  BooooooOOM!
Daddy: (questioning look...)
C: Exercise!!!

... I'm kinda sorry I asked, but somewhat impressed by the surreality of the exchange.