My 5 y/o is trying to catch up with the terrible jokes her older siblings are sharing from various joke books for kids. I think she's really nailed the "Yo Mamma..." genre. This morning she wandered up to her 'Mamma' and unleashed:
5 y/o: Yo Mamma's so ugly that when she goes outside she gets arrested. I mean, when she opens the window.
This is from the same child who has established the favourite family joke to be:
4 y/o (at the time): What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A chicken! (followed by loud cackling laughter as she struggles to stand after demonstrating such wit.)
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