Sunday 26 August 2018

The Fish Finger Compels You

Daddy (to 4 y/o): Please finish your dinner.
4 y/o: I'm just having a staring competition with these fish fingers
Daddy: Why?
4 y/o (after a thoughtful pause): Because the fish want to.
Daddy (looking quizzically): ...
4 y/o (having a revelation): because we're all aliens!

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