Today D [5 and a half years old] wrote an emergency page, to be used in case of attack by criminal elements. You might find it useful for your own emergencies involving robbers breaking into your house and stealing your things:
Emergency Instructions (by D, age 5 ½)
- First, punch the robber in the face. (Uncle Niall must be so proud of the influence he's having on my darling children ;-) )
- Tell Mammy
- Take back the things the robber stole
- Mammy will ring the police
- The police will come and take the robber to jail.
Seems completely reasonable to me.
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