Thursday 8 May 2014

Mr. Smee

After a particularly intricate conversation regarding Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Captain Hook being naughty and Mr. Smee removing the "tail skin" from a bird, before the bird flew away:

C (3-years old): "I wish you were Mr. Smee, Daddy."
Daddy (slightly confused): "Why is that?"
C: "Because you're a boy."
Daddy: "If I were Mr. Smee, I'd have to be naughty. Is Daddy naughty*?"
C (pausing to think deeply on this question, then responding with absolute certainty): "Yes!"

That's me told then.

* I sometimes refer to myself in the third person for dramatic effect, particularly when trying to establish whether I've been naughty or not.

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